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good. evil. karaoke.
Books, Favorite Authors, Fun Books, Horror, humor, Modern Fiction, Reading, Sick and Twisted, Writers, Writing

good. evil. karaoke.

THE epic first book in a single book series! good. evil. karaoke.   JOHN SCHMIDT is a loser. He’s an … Continue reading good. evil. karaoke.

Fun and Fancy in the Dark Ages
art, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, Weird Stuff

Fun and Fancy in the Dark Ages

Sometimes you see something that is so weird that you have to wonder say to yourself what the Efron?   … Continue reading Fun and Fancy in the Dark Ages

Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding (A Vampire Story)
Coffee, Fairies, Fiction, Short Stories, Short Story Sunday, Silly Stories, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding (A Vampire Story)

Hot flashes. Andy’s girlfriend had been having horrible hot flashes. When you date Vampire women you don’t have to worry about … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding (A Vampire Story)

What Kind of Meat are You?
Blogging, Meat, Polls, Social Media, Vampires

What Kind of Meat are You?

Way back when, back before I had teenagers, back before I knew what a blog was, back when Microsoft had … Continue reading What Kind of Meat are You?

Friday the 13th – Cosmic Adventures in the Final Frontier!
Friday the 13th, Life in Space, Parenting, Science, Science Fiction, Space, Vampires, Voyager

Friday the 13th – Cosmic Adventures in the Final Frontier!

And YES I run this post every Friday the 13th but I’ll have something new later today. In the meantime … Continue reading Friday the 13th – Cosmic Adventures in the Final Frontier!

When boys get sappy
humor, movie humor, Parenting, parenting humor, Puns, Teens

When boys get sappy

Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.”   ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy

To The Squirrel I Love
humor, love, Love Letters, Romance, Squirrels, Valentine, Wildlife

To The Squirrel I Love

Oh my goodness – the very first entry to the Vampire Maman Love Letter Contest. This is absolutely wonderful and … Continue reading To The Squirrel I Love

Vampire Diary: Intervention
Gothic, humor, life, Nieghbors, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Intervention

Dear Diary, They came tonight to do “an intervention.” I was told I should not sleep in a coffin anymore. … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Intervention

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