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A Year With The Ghost
Friendship, Ghosts, Gothic, Musings, Paranormal, Parenting, Vampires, Writing

A Year With The Ghost

When I’m alone, especially when I’m trying to get something done, inevitably I get visited by The Ghost. That is … Continue reading A Year With The Ghost

Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)
Christmas, Christmas Stories, Elves, Fiction, Holiday Stories, Holidays, humor

Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)

I am honored to share a Christmas Story from my friend David. Prepare yourself for a real Christmas treat with … Continue reading Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)

Oh You’d Better Not Shout…
Gothic, Holidays, humor, Vampire Christmas, Vampires

Oh You’d Better Not Shout…

Oh you better not shout, You better not cry, You better not pout, I’m telling you why… Vampires are coming … Continue reading Oh You’d Better Not Shout…

Yes Virginia – Santa is a Vampire!
Christmas, Gothic, History, Parenting, Vampires, Victorian Christmas

Yes Virginia – Santa is a Vampire!

Winter is here with enough bite to freeze the slow beating heart of almost any Vampire. My mom used to … Continue reading Yes Virginia – Santa is a Vampire!

Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!
Gothic, Holiday Movies, Horror, humor, Movies, Thanksgiving, Vampires

Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!

Who are you having for dinner this Thanksgiving? That’s right WHO are YOU having for DINNER? Make your list and … Continue reading Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!

Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)
Being Different, family, Parenting, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Vampires

Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)

Since the invention of metal spoons humans have been hanging spoons off of their noses. Really. I kid you not. … Continue reading Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)

Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39
Parenting, relationships, Teens, vampire teens, Vampires

Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39

Clara (14): So what happens when she breaks up with you and you get all butt hurt and can’t stand … Continue reading Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39

Monsters in Love
Classic Movie Monsters, Gothic, Halloween, Horror, Love Letters, Vampires

Monsters in Love

Halloween Love Letters While taking clothes out of the dryer I found a crisp folded piece of notepaper with a … Continue reading Monsters in Love

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