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Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.)
Advice, Gothic, Horror, humor, Manners, Vampires

Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.)

Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.) You’re going … Continue reading Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.)

Ghostly Muse – I think not
Ghosts, Gothic, Muse, Paranormal, Poems, Poetry, relationships, Shadows, Stupid Stuff, Vampires

Ghostly Muse – I think not

You are not prey For I do not kill Or take without giving   I don’t steal your dreams Or … Continue reading Ghostly Muse – I think not

More Books From An Alternate Universe
Alternate Universe, Books, Fiction, Reading, Time Travel, Vampires

More Books From An Alternate Universe

We had so much silly fun with this last time that I thought I’d share… More books for an alternate … Continue reading More Books From An Alternate Universe

Cat Doodles
Cats, Daily Life, Doodles, humor, Pets, Random thoughts

Cat Doodles

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Real Men
Cars, Hairy Chests, Marriage, Men, Vampires

Real Men

From my husband (exact quote): “Real men wax their cars, not their chests.” Continue reading Real Men

Reading List in an Alternate Universe
Alternate Universe, Books, humor, Reading, Summer Reading, Vampires

Reading List in an Alternate Universe

Catcher in the Rye After an injury at the World Series star baseball catcher Blake Woodward finds happiness running his grandfather’s … Continue reading Reading List in an Alternate Universe

All Starry Eyed Over Vampires
Desires, Gothic, Paranormal, Parenting, Star Trek, Teens, Vampires

All Starry Eyed Over Vampires

Uncle Max, hunts rogue Vampires and Vampire Hunters for a living. He goes after just about anyone and anything that … Continue reading All Starry Eyed Over Vampires

True Confessions
Confessions, Daily Life, Ghosts, Gothic, Husbands, love, Marriage, Paranormal Romance, Romance, True Confessions, Vampires

True Confessions

We, my husband Teddy and I,  sat on the deck with a large chemists vial of Martinis and watched the last … Continue reading True Confessions

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