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Real Men
Cars, Hairy Chests, Marriage, Men, Vampires

Real Men

From my husband (exact quote): “Real men wax their cars, not their chests.” Continue reading Real Men

Reading List in an Alternate Universe
Alternate Universe, Books, humor, Reading, Summer Reading, Vampires

Reading List in an Alternate Universe

Catcher in the Rye After an injury at the World Series star baseball catcher Blake Woodward finds happiness running his grandfather’s … Continue reading Reading List in an Alternate Universe

All Starry Eyed Over Vampires
Desires, Gothic, Paranormal, Parenting, Star Trek, Teens, Vampires

All Starry Eyed Over Vampires

Uncle Max, hunts rogue Vampires and Vampire Hunters for a living. He goes after just about anyone and anything that … Continue reading All Starry Eyed Over Vampires

True Confessions
Confessions, Daily Life, Ghosts, Gothic, Husbands, love, Marriage, Paranormal Romance, Romance, True Confessions, Vampires

True Confessions

We, my husband Teddy and I,  sat on the deck with a large chemists vial of Martinis and watched the last … Continue reading True Confessions

Parenting is like a story problem…
life, Math, modern living, Musings, Parenting, Parenting Teens, Vampires

Parenting is like a story problem…

Sometimes parenting, and life in general, is like one of those story problems in math. Joe is going to the … Continue reading Parenting is like a story problem…

Night Coach (or what happens when I try to write Vampire Mommy Porn)
Gothic, Gothic Romance, Mommy Porn, Paranormal Romance, Romance, Short Stories, Sports, Vampires, Writing

Night Coach (or what happens when I try to write Vampire Mommy Porn)

You’d think with all my talk about being nice and being a good parent who sends her kids to the … Continue reading Night Coach (or what happens when I try to write Vampire Mommy Porn)

Watch your bed
animals, Behavior, Cats, Desires, Dogs, Friendship, Pets, Photography, Poetry

Watch your bed

Watch for those you love Slumbers not to be disturbed Even if he steals your bed Watch in peace And … Continue reading Watch your bed

Charity Auctions, Murder Mystery Parties, Vampires and BB Guns
Culture, Gothic, humor, modern living, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Random Posting, Role Playing, Teens, Vampires

Charity Auctions, Murder Mystery Parties, Vampires and BB Guns

Charity Events My husband and I go to a lot of charity event. You know those events where somebody talks, … Continue reading Charity Auctions, Murder Mystery Parties, Vampires and BB Guns

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