Night of the Living Dead – Ex-boyfriend Version
“It should have clued me off when he started telling me about what a weird teenager he was. I’m not … Continue reading Night of the Living Dead – Ex-boyfriend Version
Tag: humor
Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?
Vampires usually don’t do fast food but sometimes we find a nice diner or a nice owner of a diner… … Continue reading Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?
Astounding new proof of life on Mars
Answers about Vampires – Summer Edition
Got a question about Vampires? I have some answers. Because Vampire men refuse to wear spandex bodysuits. Let me put … Continue reading Answers about Vampires – Summer Edition
Punchlines (and a funny story about love letters)
Favorite Punchlines (add any joke, they all work HA HA HA): Look a talking dog! You going to eat that? … Continue reading Punchlines (and a funny story about love letters)
Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.)
Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.) You’re going … Continue reading Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.)
Ghostly Muse – I think not
You are not prey For I do not kill Or take without giving I don’t steal your dreams Or … Continue reading Ghostly Muse – I think not
More Books From An Alternate Universe
We had so much silly fun with this last time that I thought I’d share… More books for an alternate … Continue reading More Books From An Alternate Universe
