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Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?
Adventure, Discovering America, Gothic, humor, Roadtrip, Travel, Vampires

Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?

Vampires usually don’t do fast food but sometimes we find a nice diner or a nice owner of a diner… … Continue reading Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?

Astounding new proof of life on Mars
Aliens, Cats, Fun, humor, Science, Space

Astounding new proof of life on Mars

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Answers about Vampires – Summer Edition
Gothic, humor, Vampires

Answers about Vampires – Summer Edition

Got a question about Vampires? I have some answers. Because Vampire men refuse to wear spandex bodysuits. Let me put … Continue reading Answers about Vampires – Summer Edition

Advice, Daily Prompt, Love Letters, Teens, Vampires

Punchlines (and a funny story about love letters)

Favorite Punchlines (add any joke, they all work HA HA HA): Look a talking dog! You going to eat that? … Continue reading Punchlines (and a funny story about love letters)

Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.)
Advice, Gothic, Horror, humor, Manners, Vampires

Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.)

Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.) You’re going … Continue reading Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.)

Ghostly Muse – I think not
Ghosts, Gothic, Muse, Paranormal, Poems, Poetry, relationships, Shadows, Stupid Stuff, Vampires

Ghostly Muse – I think not

You are not prey For I do not kill Or take without giving   I don’t steal your dreams Or … Continue reading Ghostly Muse – I think not

More Books From An Alternate Universe
Alternate Universe, Books, Fiction, Reading, Time Travel, Vampires

More Books From An Alternate Universe

We had so much silly fun with this last time that I thought I’d share… More books for an alternate … Continue reading More Books From An Alternate Universe

Cat Doodles
Cats, Daily Life, Doodles, humor, Pets, Random thoughts

Cat Doodles

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