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Tag: parenting humor

That wasn’t where I was going but…
Adventures in Parenting, Parenting, Vampires

That wasn’t where I was going but…

That is exactly the answer I’d want my kid to use. Thanks to my friend (and horror author) Mandy White … Continue reading That wasn’t where I was going but…

Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)
Adventures in Parenting, Modern Life, Parenting, Parenting Teens, Teens, Vampires

Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)

(Reposted from July 2015. The kids are all grown up now but this is still funny…at least to me)   … Continue reading Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)

Both Ends
Living with Teens, Parenting, parenting humor, Parenting Teens, Teens, Vampires

Both Ends

This morning, overheard between my husband Teddy and our 18 year old Clara. Teddy: Honey, you have to stop and … Continue reading Both Ends

Seriously Mom?
Living with Teens, Mom, Parenting, Vampires

Seriously Mom?

  Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you parents out there. Seriously. ~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman Continue reading Seriously Mom?

Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom, Parenting, parenting humor, Teens, texting

Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom

I got stuck in traffic and I left my phone at home. This is what happens. By the way, I’m … Continue reading Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom

When boys get sappy
humor, movie humor, Parenting, parenting humor, Puns, Teens

When boys get sappy

Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.”   ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy

Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?
Culture, Daily Life, humor, Musings, Perfect Match, relationships, TV, Vampires

Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?

My house is full of teenagers catching up on TV today. They’re watching the MTV show “Are You The One.” … Continue reading Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?

family, Girls, Homework, life, Math, Middle School, Parenting, Parenting Teens, Parents, Teens

Story Problem – No problems here

Homework A Play in One Act   Clara yells DAAAAAAAD. Dad runs up the stairs. Then they call for Mommmmmmmmmmmmmm. … Continue reading Story Problem – No problems here

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