Vlad’s Vampire Diary: My Undead Life
Dear Diary, Today I had the shock of my undead life. My good friend Randolpho invited me over for … Continue reading Vlad’s Vampire Diary: My Undead Life
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Vlad’s Vampire Diary: You Can’t Go Home Again
Dear Diary, Going home is no longer an option. This morning I went to Google Maps. There are cameras in … Continue reading Vlad’s Vampire Diary: You Can’t Go Home Again
Vampire Diary: Queer Eye for the Vampire Guy
Dear Diary, Tonight I stood outside in the cool breeze, under the sky with few stars, only the moon and … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Queer Eye for the Vampire Guy
Vampire Diary: Bicycle Rides and Other Journeys
Dear Diary, Tonight I discovered something called an artichoke. It is a vegetable with a heart but it has no … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Bicycle Rides and Other Journeys
Vampire Diary: Protecting the Cuteness
Vlad’s Vampire Diary #35, Protecting the Cuteness Dear Diary, This afternoon I was awakened by the sound of the … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Protecting the Cuteness
Vampire Diary: Pumpkin Spice
Dear Diary, I do not understand these large vegetables called pumpkins. ~ Vlad Dear Diary, Tonight I went out … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Pumpkin Spice
Vampire Diary: Two lips in the dark of the night
Dear Diary, Today I went in search of tulips, those small packages, when buried underground, turn into beauty beyond compare … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Two lips in the dark of the night
Vampire Diary: Zipped
Dear Diary, The cats have decided the time to sing the songs of their people is when I am attempting … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Zipped
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