Vampire Diary: Politics as Unusual
Dear Diary, I do not understand these things they call debates. The man and woman asking questions kept telling us … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Politics as Unusual
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A Vampire Looks Back on 2015 at Vampire Maman dot com
2015 was a year. My kids were almost perfect. Really, I’m not being one of those snotty perfect moms who … Continue reading A Vampire Looks Back on 2015 at Vampire Maman dot com
Vampire Diary: Resolutions
Dear Diary, The diamond earrings went over well today. My Gillian is a happy Vampire. If Gillian is happy then … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Resolutions
Vampire Diary: Man in the Red Suit
Dear Diary, Lights. Colored lights. Every single house on the street is covered in colored lights. What is this? Are they … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Man in the Red Suit
Vampire Diary: Connections
Dear Diary, The cat and her kitten refuse to be quiet, except when they sleep. Then it is as if … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Connections
Vampire Diary: Sharp Dressed Man (and pizza)
Dear Diary, What is this thing on Friday nights they call pizza? I do not understand. ~ Vlad Dear … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Sharp Dressed Man (and pizza)
Vampire Diary: The Black Sock Mystery
Dear Diary, What happened to my socks? A Vampire must not smell like death and blood if he wishes to … Continue reading Vampire Diary: The Black Sock Mystery
One of those days…
Me: What words would you use to describe me? My 16 year old daughter: Cats and cuss words. Me: Cats … Continue reading One of those days…
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