Yesterday my 15 year old daughter Clara told me about a conversation she had in school with another girl.
Girl: Who is SteFAN King?
Clara: He was an astronaut.
Girl: An astronaut?
Clara: Yes, he was the 5th man to go into space. He also writes horror novels on the side under the name Steven King.
Girl: Who is Moe-Net?
Clara (knowing it was Monet the painter): He works with SteFAN King. He was the 6th man in space.
Girl: OK. Thanks.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman (who is not making this up)