Stephen King and Monet in Space

Yesterday my 15 year old daughter Clara told me about a conversation she had in school with another girl.

Girl: Who is SteFAN King?

Clara: He was an astronaut.

Girl: An astronaut?

Clara: Yes, he was the 5th man to go into space. He also writes horror novels on the side under the name Steven King.

Girl: Who is Moe-Net?

Clara (knowing it was Monet the painter): He works with SteFAN King. He was the 6th man in space.

Girl: OK. Thanks.

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman (who is not making this up)