ANGER
It is something that a lot of people have been feeling a lot of lately.
Each of us deals with anger in our own ways. Some is good and some not so good.
Through extensive research I’ve found a few books that might help you deal with your own anger issues.
Or you could find yourself dealing with people who don’t realize that you are REALLY REALLY allergic to seafood.
Then again there are those assholes who will never be happy if they know you’re happy.
Then there are those days when you have to deal with space aliens. Seriously guys keep your anger on your own planet. We have enough here as it is so get back on your ship and fly the fuck away.
Look back in anger because he NEVER makes the bed and always leaves the toilet seat up.
Then there are those days when weasels rip your flesh. I mean, if that doesn’t piss you off I don’t know what will.
This week we’re dealing with how YOU deal with anger. Oh just be like Vincent Price and drop someone in a vat of acid or carry her head around by the hair. That should take the edge off. Then again chocolate chip cookies might also make you feel better.
Hey, why not talk it out? Noooo.
Or you could just have make-up sex…unless it is over politics. Then don’t even think of sex or any physical contact. Barf.
So enough of this silly stuff and poor taste… it is time for BURNING QUESTION #59!!!!
Burning Question #59: What do you do when you’re angry?
Feel free to leave lengthy stories, jokes, random comments, your very personal anger issues, or anything you like below in the comment section. Make sure you answer the poll. PLEASE answer the poll because THAT is the only way I can get the scientific answers I need for my research.
Now that we’re all pissed off here is a picture that should make you happy.
Or if you’re not feeling the possum love today here is something different. Lookie here, two mysterious adorable Vampire guys. Yes, they are Vampires and if you beg to differ I will be so angry that I’ll throw my possum at you (just kidding, I’ll throw rocks. I’d never throw a possum.)
And if you’re angry about all of this just leave a comment and let me know why, or don’t.
I’ll see you next Saturday for BURNING QUESTION #60.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
Of course, plotting revenge… what else? Whoever tells you revenge only uses up your own energy… and all that crap has never tasted the sweetness of revenge. *grin*
I always like the saying, “success is the best revenge.”
Yes, it is… if you don’t have anything better up your sleeve. LOL (Sorry… I’m just being a bit**)
Dance frantically and take your clothes off….sounds like a good way to deal with one’s anger. Unless you’re in public. If you’re in public, I highly recommend finding mermaids and yelling at them. That seems like a pretty legit choice. 😉
On a side note, if that crabs guy and the weasels guy are the same person, dude. Just stay away from nature. Nature is clearly out to get you.
Some people just never learn. Hey, animals know when someone is kind of sketchy.
And that guy does look kind of sketchy. 😆
It’s really hard to be angry when I’m laughing my ass off at those godawful book covers and your comments on them. Wouldn’t cannibal crabs be eating other crabs and not humans? Which is worse, marrying a virgin or divorcing a virgin? Is it alright to hiss at people when you’re pissed off like a possum will?
I need to go let off some steam and throw a mermaid into a tuna net….
I am a sucker for those old covers. They’re soooooooo bad. To answer your questions – yes it is alright to hiss at people when you’re pissed off like a possum will.