Burning Question #59: Anger Management

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ANGER

It is something that a lot of people have been feeling a lot of lately.

Each of us deals with anger in our own ways. Some is good and some not so good.

Through extensive research I’ve found a few books that might help you deal with your own anger issues.

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You might just be like me and be known as one of those girls from Hateville. We can deal with anger because we’re the dolls who are out to get everyone, including HIM. I have no idea who he is but I’m out to get him.

Or you could find yourself dealing with people who don’t realize that you are REALLY REALLY allergic to seafood.

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Why marry a virgin? I can’t think of one good reason. But if you have crabs… that is an entirely different post.

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Then again there are those assholes who will never be happy if they know you’re happy.

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Then there are those days when you have to deal with space aliens. Seriously guys keep your anger on your own planet. We have enough here as it is so get back on your ship and fly the fuck away.

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Look back in anger because he NEVER makes the bed and always leaves the toilet seat up.

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Then there are those days when weasels rip your flesh. I mean, if that doesn’t piss you off I don’t know what will.

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This week we’re dealing with how YOU deal with anger. Oh just be like Vincent Price and drop someone in a vat of acid or carry her head around by the hair. That should take the edge off. Then again chocolate chip cookies might also make you feel better.

Hey, why not talk it out? Noooo.

Or you could just have make-up sex…unless it is over politics. Then don’t even think of sex or any physical contact. Barf.

So enough of this silly stuff and poor taste… it is time for BURNING QUESTION #59!!!!

Burning Question #59: What do you do when you’re angry?

 

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Feel free to leave lengthy stories, jokes, random comments, your very personal anger issues, or anything you like below in the comment section. Make sure you answer the poll. PLEASE answer the poll because THAT is the only way I can get the scientific answers I need for my research.

Now that we’re all pissed off here is a picture that should make you happy.

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Or if you’re not feeling the possum love today here is something different. Lookie here, two mysterious adorable Vampire guys. Yes, they are Vampires and if you beg to differ I will be so angry that I’ll throw my possum at you (just kidding, I’ll throw rocks. I’d never throw a possum.)

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We are “the guys” and we approve of this blog.

And if you’re angry about all of this just leave a comment and let me know why, or don’t.

I’ll see you next Saturday for BURNING QUESTION #60.

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman

 

 

Words of Wisdom for the 21st Century Vampire

More rules to live by:

Capes. Really? They get in the way and look silly – especially black with red lining. Leave that for the B movies.

Don’t ever let a regular human see your Vampire teeth.

Don’t let anyone ever think you are one of those weird Vampire wanna bees. That means don’t dress weird, act weird or do any of the B movie stuff.

Don’t do B movie stuff – ever – not even on Halloween.

Follow your heart but NEVER fall in love with a regular human.

When you do love, make it pure and true.

Real Vampires love their children.

Don’t bring your prey home with you. Always keep your hunting away from where you live.

Be nice to animals.

Be nice to old people.

Don’t text and drive.

Take time to smell the night blooming Jasmine.

Read.

Keep your nails clean.

And always make sure your clothes are pressed and stain free. Nobody likes a sloppy Vampire.

 

~ Juliette

If you don’t “get” the vampire thing then maybe this isn’t the blog for you.

Like all good bloggers I look at the stats. Maybe way too much. I find out how many people visit my blog. I find out who is following (thank you all – xoxoxoxoxox). I even find search terms.

Today one really caught my eye. It was “Does Juliette from Vampire Maman believe in Vampires?”

Really?

That is like asking “Do you really believe in regular humans?” or “Do you believe in cats?” or “Do you believe in ice cream?”

This blog is for vampires or friends of vampires. It is also for those who love poetry and reading and teenagers and kids and FUN. You know, it is all about fun around here (most of the time).

I’ve had several odd requests and comments about the vampire nature of this blog AND my own vampire nature.

Yes, of course I believe in vampires because I, Juliette aka Vampire Maman am a vampire. So is my husband and so are our kids. So are most of our friends. We live in a community of vampires. Read the damn blog and you’ll find out all about me and my family and our activities and helpful hints for other vampire moms.

That is it. This blog is for entertainment purposes only and if you get anything else out of it then I’m doing the happy dance.

This blog covers all sorts of subject from teen age love, to summer reading, to removing blood stains, to lunch with a werewolf, to lunch of other sorts AND don’t forget Teddy’s famous Vampire Cocktails. Have fun, explore old posts and most of all just have fun and don’t take everything so seriously.

Juliette aka Vampire Maman

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