Lies and Damned Lies – Vampire Guide to Liars
Lies and more lies. What do you teach your kids about lies? As vampires we MUST lie about who and … Continue reading Lies and Damned Lies – Vampire Guide to Liars
Lies and more lies. What do you teach your kids about lies? As vampires we MUST lie about who and … Continue reading Lies and Damned Lies – Vampire Guide to Liars
As if I don’t have enough going on… All of you moms out there will know exactly why I’m venting. … Continue reading New Vampires need to be trained…but not now. The musings of a busy busy busy Vampire Mom
It ran after me through the woods. We’re not invincible like regular humans try to make us out to be. … Continue reading My Vampire Dad
Last night my son Garrett came into the family room of our home where my husband Teddy and I were … Continue reading “Dad were you married before?” and other questions from vampire teens…
I dropped my mom off at the airport tonight. I doubt if anyone knew she was my mom. Maybe my … Continue reading Vampire Maman muses about the human capacity for love.
We were piled up like dogs on the couch tonight watching America’s Got Talent. There were some good acts but … Continue reading Are there vampires on America’s Got Talent? My vampire kids want to know.
She stood by the trees Green leaves glowing in sunlight Hope and desire glows From her perfect skin Her blonde … Continue reading A normal vampire teen – love poems and letting go
Sports practice, dinner and homework is done. Your friendly Vampire family is going to watch America’s Got Talent now. We … Continue reading America’s Got Talent, Cocktails, Vampires and Carrie Nation – too much fun for one Monday!