Amazing Salsa Labels!
One does not live on blood alone…not even a modern Vampire. There are a lot of foods we can’t eat, … Continue reading Amazing Salsa Labels!
Category: family
Relating to your vampire teen: Modernize your attitude along with your mouth!
“When I was your age…” you tell your vampire teen, knowing they’ll listen to your every world. Excuse me while … Continue reading Relating to your vampire teen: Modernize your attitude along with your mouth!
Juliette’s Ultimate Parenting Musing (for both Vampires and Other Parents)
I’m an artist to the core of my soul. I’m a curious collector of oddities (both objects, experiences and people). … Continue reading Juliette’s Ultimate Parenting Musing (for both Vampires and Other Parents)
The Vampire Friend Diet: for My Regular Human Friends
My neighbor Kelly and I often hang out on the back deck of either her home or mine with a … Continue reading The Vampire Friend Diet: for My Regular Human Friends
Lies and Damned Lies – Vampire Guide to Liars
Lies and more lies. What do you teach your kids about lies? As vampires we MUST lie about who and … Continue reading Lies and Damned Lies – Vampire Guide to Liars
New Vampires need to be trained…but not now. The musings of a busy busy busy Vampire Mom
As if I don’t have enough going on… All of you moms out there will know exactly why I’m venting. … Continue reading New Vampires need to be trained…but not now. The musings of a busy busy busy Vampire Mom
My Vampire Dad
It ran after me through the woods. We’re not invincible like regular humans try to make us out to be. … Continue reading My Vampire Dad
“Dad were you married before?” and other questions from vampire teens…
Last night my son Garrett came into the family room of our home where my husband Teddy and I were … Continue reading “Dad were you married before?” and other questions from vampire teens…
Vampire Maman 