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Cateclipsemic Event!
Cats, Cats in space, Eclipse, humor, Moon, Space

Cateclipsemic Event!

On April 29, the moon will be eclipsed by Earth’s shadow along with the shadow of my cat Oscar. This … Continue reading Cateclipsemic Event!

Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?
Culture, Daily Life, humor, Musings, Perfect Match, relationships, TV, Vampires

Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?

My house is full of teenagers catching up on TV today. They’re watching the MTV show “Are You The One.” … Continue reading Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?

March Madness, Laundry and Vampires
Basketball, Guys, humor, March Madness, Marriage, Parents, Passion, relationships, Sports, Vampires

March Madness, Laundry and Vampires

Originally posted on Vampire Maman:
My husband is watching basketball. March Madness. I’m thinking more like March Insanity because I find… Continue reading March Madness, Laundry and Vampires

Lost Keys and Lies
Busy Mom, Ghosts, humor, Lies, vampire fun, Vampires

Lost Keys and Lies

Every have one of those days when getting out of the house seems nearly impossible? I couldn’t find my keys … Continue reading Lost Keys and Lies

The Art of Writing Love Letters is Alive and Well (even for Zombies & Ghosts)
Ghosts, humor, love, Love Letters, Romance, Valentine, Vampires, Zombies

The Art of Writing Love Letters is Alive and Well (even for Zombies & Ghosts)

February brings thoughts of love… I first posted this musing on love letters in July but it is well worth … Continue reading The Art of Writing Love Letters is Alive and Well (even for Zombies & Ghosts)

Never Shout Never – Absolutely Never
Busy Moms, Gothic, humor, Modern Life, Musings, Parenting, Teens, Vampires, Working Moms

Never Shout Never – Absolutely Never

Define and Conquer I’d picked the kids up last week from the roller skating rink and caught a nice break … Continue reading Never Shout Never – Absolutely Never

Astounding and Astonishing Photos from Mars
Aliens, humor, Science, Space, Unexplained, Vampires

Astounding and Astonishing Photos from Mars

NASA scientists were astonished and astounded by a Martian rock resembling a jelly doughnut that seemed to appear out of … Continue reading Astounding and Astonishing Photos from Mars

Action, Adventure, Romance, Parenting, Musings? What would you like to see in 2014?
2014, Blogging, Fun, humor, Polls, Stupid Stuff, Vampire Maman

Action, Adventure, Romance, Parenting, Musings? What would you like to see in 2014?

Bigfoot is not the answer I’m looking for but if I get any photos I’ll post them here first. I … Continue reading Action, Adventure, Romance, Parenting, Musings? What would you like to see in 2014?

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