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Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)
Christmas, Christmas Stories, Elves, Fiction, Holiday Stories, Holidays, humor

Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)

I am honored to share a Christmas Story from my friend David. Prepare yourself for a real Christmas treat with … Continue reading Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)

Merry Christmas Baby
Babies, Christmas, humor, Vampires

Merry Christmas Baby

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Oh You’d Better Not Shout…
Gothic, Holidays, humor, Vampire Christmas, Vampires

Oh You’d Better Not Shout…

Oh you better not shout, You better not cry, You better not pout, I’m telling you why… Vampires are coming … Continue reading Oh You’d Better Not Shout…

Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!
Gothic, Holiday Movies, Horror, humor, Movies, Thanksgiving, Vampires

Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!

Who are you having for dinner this Thanksgiving? That’s right WHO are YOU having for DINNER? Make your list and … Continue reading Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!

Spooky Story Problems
Halloween, humor, Math, Vampires, Zombies

Spooky Story Problems

Josh is a college student majoring in History at a top university. He is also a Vampire. At a recent … Continue reading Spooky Story Problems

Short Story Sunday: Camp Stories
Camp Stories, Fiction, Ghosts, Gothic, humor, Paranormal, Parenting, Short Stories, Short Story, Short Story Links, Short Story Sunday, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Camp Stories

Halloween is almost here so today I’m sharing a camp story. My kids used to sit around the fire and … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Camp Stories

Things I heard …
Daily Life, humor, Parenting, Teen Culture, Teens

Things I heard …

Things I heard this weekend from teens: “If I had to wear a school uniform I’d crap a brick and … Continue reading Things I heard …

Release the Kraken…but do it with style.
Daily Prompt, Fantasy, Fashion, Gothic, humor, Metal Bands, Modern Life, Teens, Vampires

Release the Kraken…but do it with style.

I was in my car this morning and I thought I’ve love to hear the song Davy Crockett done by … Continue reading Release the Kraken…but do it with style.

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