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Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog
Fantasy, Fiction, Gothic, Halloween, humor, New Fiction, Short Stories, Short Story

Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog

A weekly series of short, fun and unexpected stories…   Grandpa’s Dog A short story from Marla Todd “I’m taking … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog

Halloween Hotties: Werewolves (if you’re into guys who smell like wet dogs)
Gothic, Halloween, Horror, humor, Vampires, Werewolves

Halloween Hotties: Werewolves (if you’re into guys who smell like wet dogs)

Time to Countdown to Halloween with Halloween Hotties #3 – WEREWOLVES. Werewolves. I’m torn on this one. I just don’t … Continue reading Halloween Hotties: Werewolves (if you’re into guys who smell like wet dogs)

If you need something done ask a busy person (again)
Adventure, Being Busy, Family Time, Ghosts, Gothic, Horror, humor, Paranormal, Parenting Stories, Short Story, Tall Tales, Vampires

If you need something done ask a busy person (again)

First posted May 30, 2013. I’m still busy – way too busy.  If you need something done ask a busy … Continue reading If you need something done ask a busy person (again)

Searching for Vampires and Love Letters (and a monkey on your knee)
Answers, Blogging, Gothic, humor, Paranormal, Parenting, Search Terms, Vampire Maman, Vampires, Writing

Searching for Vampires and Love Letters (and a monkey on your knee)

Looking for Vampires? People want to know about Vampires and so it only makes sense that so many of them … Continue reading Searching for Vampires and Love Letters (and a monkey on your knee)

Night of the Living Dead – Ex-boyfriend Version
Advice, dating, humor, Parenting, relationships, Teens, Vampires

Night of the Living Dead – Ex-boyfriend Version

“It should have clued me off when he started telling me about what a weird teenager he was. I’m not … Continue reading Night of the Living Dead – Ex-boyfriend Version

How to motivate your cat – yeah right like that is ever going to happen
animals, Behavior, Cats, humor, Pets, Short Story Links, Vampires

How to motivate your cat – yeah right like that is ever going to happen

Our cats do bad things. We love our cats. Does that make any sense? So the cats scratch the furniture. … Continue reading How to motivate your cat – yeah right like that is ever going to happen

Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?
Adventure, Discovering America, Gothic, humor, Roadtrip, Travel, Vampires

Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?

Vampires usually don’t do fast food but sometimes we find a nice diner or a nice owner of a diner… … Continue reading Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?

Astounding new proof of life on Mars
Aliens, Cats, Fun, humor, Science, Space

Astounding new proof of life on Mars

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