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Vampire Kids Say the Darndest Things!
Gothic, humor, Parenting, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampires

Vampire Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Vampire Kids Say the Darndest Things… Every Vampire parent has had that call from school about something totally crazy and … Continue reading Vampire Kids Say the Darndest Things!

A Lunch Date With Zombies
Food, Gothic, Horror, humor, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Vampire, Vampires, Zombies

A Lunch Date With Zombies

Fridays are usually my lunch hunt date. I switched things up this week and took Cody, my young “Vampire in … Continue reading A Lunch Date With Zombies

Having Questions About Vampires?
Gothic, humor, Paranormal Romance, Teens, Vampire, Werewolves

Having Questions About Vampires?

Answers to stupid questions regular folks ask about Vampires: No, bats don’t make good pets. They’ll die. Don’t do it. … Continue reading Having Questions About Vampires?

New Facebook Page for Juliette aka Vampire Mom
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New Facebook Page for Juliette aka Vampire Mom

I now have my own Facebook page. Put in a friend request and get all the latest news from Vampire … Continue reading New Facebook Page for Juliette aka Vampire Mom

Not just a vacation but a MOMCATION
humor, modern living, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Reading, Vampire, Vampires

Not just a vacation but a MOMCATION

I need, not just a vacation but a MOMCATION. With the three-day weekend coming up (Labor Day) I’ve been thinking … Continue reading Not just a vacation but a MOMCATION

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A Vampire walked into a bar…

A Vampire walked into a bar with a bat on his shoulder. The bartender said “You ought to take that … Continue reading A Vampire walked into a bar…

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A Modern Vampire Mom

Welcome to the world of the Vampire mom. We hope to offer a safe place for information on parenting the … Continue reading A Modern Vampire Mom

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Relating to your vampire teen: Modernize your attitude along with your mouth!

“When I was your age…” you tell your vampire teen, knowing they’ll listen to your every world. Excuse me while … Continue reading Relating to your vampire teen: Modernize your attitude along with your mouth!

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