On the First Day of Christmas My Vampire Gave to Me…
Sing-A-Long With Your Favorite Vampire Friends On the first day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me A Raven in … Continue reading On the First Day of Christmas My Vampire Gave to Me…
Category: humor
Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)
Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires but it works for everyone) My brother Val is visiting for the weekend. … Continue reading Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)
Political Questions Concerning Vampires Answered
A few answers to commonly asked questions about Vampires and politics: Yes, Vampires vote. We pay taxes. We’re citizens. We … Continue reading Political Questions Concerning Vampires Answered
Sleep…and teens…and mornings…a poetic mess!
I remember a time, a long time ago, when we’d sleep during the day and night was our time. … Continue reading Sleep…and teens…and mornings…a poetic mess!
Top 5 Answers – Questions Middle School Girls Ask Their Dads
Hey dads out there. Don’t worry about questions your 12-14 year old girls ask you. There are FIVE basic answers … Continue reading Top 5 Answers – Questions Middle School Girls Ask Their Dads
Honey Boo Boo VS Teen Mom
Today my 13 year old daughter told me “Honey Boo Boo and her mom make the girls on “Teen Mom” … Continue reading Honey Boo Boo VS Teen Mom
Read THIS not THAT!
Read THIS – Not THAT (A List of Well Loved Books that I LOATHE and the Alternatives) This might be … Continue reading Read THIS not THAT!
Vampire Kids Say the Darndest Things!
Vampire Kids Say the Darndest Things… Every Vampire parent has had that call from school about something totally crazy and … Continue reading Vampire Kids Say the Darndest Things!
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