A few answers to commonly asked questions about Vampires and politics:
Yes, Vampires vote. We pay taxes. We’re citizens. We vote.
No, I’m not telling you who I’m voting for. NO!
No Paul Ryan and Joe Biden are NOT Vampires.
No Callistia Gingrich is not a Vampire or a Werewolf or a plastic blow up doll (but the truth is too scary for this blog).
Yes, Mit Romney and Stephanie Meyers are LDS. No they aren’t Vampires. She just writes books about FICTIONAL Vampires.
No, we don’t sparkle (but there are some nice lotions…)
If I told you THAT I’d have to kill you.
No, Mrs. Obama is NOT a Vampire.
Stop asking that. The reason Vampires don’t LIVE in the White House is because of all the f@&$!&$ ghosts!
There are currently no Vampires running for national office.
Yes there are a few running for state offices outside of California.
No, I will not tell you who they are.
No, there are no Vampires involved in Chicago politics (give us a little respect please).
CIA and Vampires? I don’t know anything.
What part of NO don’t you understand?
There are laws against that sort of thing but they don’t apply to Vampires.
Oh come on, this is just for fun – don’t take everything so seriously.