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Vampire 101 – Blood Stains
college, Fashion, Gothic, humor, Musings, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Vampire, Vampires

Vampire 101 – Blood Stains

There is a reason why a lot of vampires wear black…STAINS. A few months ago my niece Lauren came home … Continue reading Vampire 101 – Blood Stains

Daily Life, Gothic, Horror, humor, Musings, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Teens, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampire Maman, Vampire moms, Vampires, Werewolves

If you don’t “get” the vampire thing then maybe this isn’t the blog for you.

Like all good bloggers I look at the stats. Maybe way too much. I find out how many people visit … Continue reading If you don’t “get” the vampire thing then maybe this isn’t the blog for you.

humor, Middle School, moms, Parenting, Summer Camp, Teens, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampire moms, Vampires

Summer Camp for your Vampire Kid – Have fun (but PLEASE remember self control)

I posted this back in April – but in light of my 13 year old going off to camp next … Continue reading Summer Camp for your Vampire Kid – Have fun (but PLEASE remember self control)

HERE’S A SHORT STORY TO PROVE I’M NOT DEAD YET…
entertainment, Gothic, Horror, humor, Paranormal Romance, Reading, Summer Reading, Vampire, Vampires

HERE’S A SHORT STORY TO PROVE I’M NOT DEAD YET…

Oh my goodness Vampire Maman is so excited…it is FINALLY here!!!!! In fact I’m so excited my fangs hurt – … Continue reading HERE’S A SHORT STORY TO PROVE I’M NOT DEAD YET…

Cocktails, humor, Middle School, Parenting, Technology, Vampire, Vampires

Vampires LOVE Technology (plus America’s Got Talent and Cocktails)

Last night the kids and I missed America’s Got Talent because we had to go to the Apple Store. Seems … Continue reading Vampires LOVE Technology (plus America’s Got Talent and Cocktails)

Fresh Blood with a Hot Fresh Vampire (while the kids stay home and watch America’s Got Talent) and cocktails!
entertainment, Gothic, humor, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Vampire, Vampires

Fresh Blood with a Hot Fresh Vampire (while the kids stay home and watch America’s Got Talent) and cocktails!

It is Tuesday night and the kids said we HAD to keep watching America’s Got Talent. Last week we LOVED … Continue reading Fresh Blood with a Hot Fresh Vampire (while the kids stay home and watch America’s Got Talent) and cocktails!

Hunger Games – Vampire Teens Need to EAT!
cooking, Food, humor, Parenting, Teens, Vampire, Vampires

Hunger Games – Vampire Teens Need to EAT!

Vampire teens are growing and HUNGRY. When they’re not out on their first “hunts” they’ll need something other than blood. … Continue reading Hunger Games – Vampire Teens Need to EAT!

What not to ask Vampire Maman. Answer: Nothing stupid.
Daily Life, Gothic, humor, life, moms, Parenting, Vampire, Vampire moms, Vampires

What not to ask Vampire Maman. Answer: Nothing stupid.

Questions for the Vampire Mom who is in sort of a pissy and uncreative mood tonight…. Do you like being … Continue reading What not to ask Vampire Maman. Answer: Nothing stupid.

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