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What not to ask Vampire Maman. Answer: Nothing stupid.
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What not to ask Vampire Maman. Answer: Nothing stupid.

Questions for the Vampire Mom who is in sort of a pissy and uncreative mood tonight…. Do you like being … Continue reading What not to ask Vampire Maman. Answer: Nothing stupid.

America’s Got Talent, Cocktails, Vampires and Carrie Nation – too much fun for one Monday!
Cocktails, entertainment, family, Gothic, humor, Parenting, Vampire, Vampires

America’s Got Talent, Cocktails, Vampires and Carrie Nation – too much fun for one Monday!

Sports practice, dinner and homework is done. Your friendly Vampire family is going to watch America’s Got Talent now. We … Continue reading America’s Got Talent, Cocktails, Vampires and Carrie Nation – too much fun for one Monday!

Cocktails, Culture, Gothic, humor, Parenting, recipes, Teens, Vampire, Vampires

Cocktails in an Alternate Universe with a Vampire Mom

My 16 year old son came home today with an A+ and a nice note from his teacher about an … Continue reading Cocktails in an Alternate Universe with a Vampire Mom

Cocktails, Culture, Daily Life, entertainment, Fashion, Gothic, humor, recipes, Vampire, Vampires

Cocktails – Vampire Style (while we watch America’s Got Talent with the kids)

Tonight Teddy and I are watching America’s Got Talent with the kids. And low and behold the first act that … Continue reading Cocktails – Vampire Style (while we watch America’s Got Talent with the kids)

entertainment, family, Girls, Gothic, humor, life, Middle School, Parenting, Teens, Vampire, Vampires

Musings of a vampire middle school kid…and don’t forget America’s Got Talent starts tonight!

My 12 year old daughter scanned me up and down then said “You’ve always been a vampire. You were never … Continue reading Musings of a vampire middle school kid…and don’t forget America’s Got Talent starts tonight!

Books, college, cooking, Culture, Daily Life, Events, family, Girls, Gothic, humor, reviews, Summer Reading, Teens, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampire moms, Vampires, Victorian, Victorian Fashion, YA Books

Vampire Maman Wants to Know!

Thank you so much to everyone who has been visiting Vampire Maman. My goal is to entertain (always), inform and … Continue reading Vampire Maman Wants to Know!

Books, Culture, Gothic, humor, Interviews, Musings, Paranormal Romance, Reading, reviews, Romance, Vampires

An earthbound angel with crumpled, cardboard wings” – Tag Line Tuesday with Stephanie Abbott

A wonderful interview of author Stephanie Abbot (grown-up books) by M. Edward McNally. “An earthbound angel with crumpled, cardboard wings” … Continue reading An earthbound angel with crumpled, cardboard wings” – Tag Line Tuesday with Stephanie Abbott

cooking, family, Food, Gothic, humor, life, Middle School, modern living, moms, Parenting, recipes, Teens

Healthy Snacks for Your Vampire Teen!

Face it – kids like to snack, especially teens. Unfortunately our vampire kids can’t process a lot of gluten or … Continue reading Healthy Snacks for Your Vampire Teen!

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