Vampire boys smell just as gross!
I was informed today by my 12 year old daughter that vampire boys smell just as gross as “normal” boys. … Continue reading Vampire boys smell just as gross!
Category: humor
Relating to your vampire teen: When I was your age…
“When I was your age…” you tell your vampire teen, knowing they’ll listen to your every world. Excuse me while … Continue reading Relating to your vampire teen: When I was your age…
Dangers of a Non-Contact Lifestyles (or taking the bite out of being politically correct)
We’ve always had our strict codes of ethics among our kind, but the modern political correctness worries me. Everyone eventually … Continue reading Dangers of a Non-Contact Lifestyles (or taking the bite out of being politically correct)
Vampire 101 – Blood Stains
There is a reason why a lot of vampires wear black…STAINS. A few months ago my niece Lauren came home … Continue reading Vampire 101 – Blood Stains
We have a Facebook Page
Oh come on, am I a cool mom or what? Vampire Maman is now on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/vampiremaman Come in and … Continue reading We have a Facebook Page
Summer Camp Prep for the Vampire Adolescent
Self-control is the bane of the vampire adolescent. We all remember that sense of wonder when our paranormal kicked in … Continue reading Summer Camp Prep for the Vampire Adolescent
School Lunch ideas for the middle school vampire
Having a child who is curious about drugs, alcohol and sex is easy. You have an open dialog starting early … Continue reading School Lunch ideas for the middle school vampire
A Modern Vampire Mom
Welcome to the world of the Vampire mom. We hope to offer a safe place for information on parenting the … Continue reading A Modern Vampire Mom
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