Don’t Panic… they grow up but that’s ok

Summer is in full force, which means the temperature is in the triple digits, the air is full of … Continue reading Don’t Panic… they grow up but that’s ok

Interpretation

18 Year Old Son: Secret Asian Man? Isn’t that kind of racist? Mom: He’s singing Secret Agent Man. As in Cold … Continue reading Interpretation

I haven’t done famous bulleted parenting lists lately so here we go… All families are different. We all have … Continue reading A few things kids should know

Dear Mr. M, My son will be starting college in the fall as an Environmental Science Major with a Minor … Continue reading Dear Teacher: End of the year letters to high school teachers

I graduated from a somewhat prestigious university but did not attend the graduation ceremony. Nobody seemed interested in attending. In fact … Continue reading A Vampire Gives a Commencement Speech (times three)

Questions my children ask that I can’t answer My children have asked a lot of questions over the years. It … Continue reading Questions my kids ask that I can’t answer

We all have those rude awakenings in life, like when you find out there are no school busses in your … Continue reading Rude Awakenings

Vlad to see you. That joke stopped being funny a long time ago. Last summer I have every intention of … Continue reading When they know you’re a Vampire…