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Spooky Story Problems
Halloween, humor, Math, Vampires, Zombies

Spooky Story Problems

Josh is a college student majoring in History at a top university. He is also a Vampire. At a recent … Continue reading Spooky Story Problems

Things I heard …
Daily Life, humor, Parenting, Teen Culture, Teens

Things I heard …

Things I heard this weekend from teens: “If I had to wear a school uniform I’d crap a brick and … Continue reading Things I heard …

Release the Kraken…but do it with style.
Daily Prompt, Fantasy, Fashion, Gothic, humor, Metal Bands, Modern Life, Teens, Vampires

Release the Kraken…but do it with style.

I was in my car this morning and I thought I’ve love to hear the song Davy Crockett done by … Continue reading Release the Kraken…but do it with style.

How to Write a Vampire Story (DIY Projects)
Creative Writing, Fiction, Gothic, Gothic Fiction, Vampire, Vampires, Writing

How to Write a Vampire Story (DIY Projects)

Have you been trying to write a Vampire story but just spend hours staring at a blank page? Do you … Continue reading How to Write a Vampire Story (DIY Projects)

Spaced Out – Methane on Mars
Aliens, Cats, humor, Mars, Parenting, Space, Teens

Spaced Out – Methane on Mars

This morning I heard on the news that there is no methane on Mars. “No farts,” said my son. “No … Continue reading Spaced Out – Methane on Mars

Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog
Fantasy, Fiction, Gothic, Halloween, humor, New Fiction, Short Stories, Short Story

Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog

A weekly series of short, fun and unexpected stories…   Grandpa’s Dog A short story from Marla Todd “I’m taking … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog

Halloween Hotties: Werewolves (if you’re into guys who smell like wet dogs)
Gothic, Halloween, Horror, humor, Vampires, Werewolves

Halloween Hotties: Werewolves (if you’re into guys who smell like wet dogs)

Time to Countdown to Halloween with Halloween Hotties #3 – WEREWOLVES. Werewolves. I’m torn on this one. I just don’t … Continue reading Halloween Hotties: Werewolves (if you’re into guys who smell like wet dogs)

If you need something done ask a busy person (again)
Adventure, Being Busy, Family Time, Ghosts, Gothic, Horror, humor, Paranormal, Parenting Stories, Short Story, Tall Tales, Vampires

If you need something done ask a busy person (again)

First posted May 30, 2013. I’m still busy – way too busy.  If you need something done ask a busy … Continue reading If you need something done ask a busy person (again)

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