Tall Tales

I met a guy once, a young Vampire guy, who claimed to be sleeping in Marilyn Monroe’s casket. I asked … Continue reading Tall Tales

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Dang Cute

Dear Diary, When I was King of Vampires, long before I was locked in a crypt for 300 years then … Continue reading Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Dang Cute

I’ve been working on a writing deadline, and over things and feel like I’ve abandoned my blog readers. Feel like … Continue reading Fires and Flowers

Even Vampires have to wait on the phone for service. The wait music and messages are always horrible and sound … Continue reading On Hold

Yes, Vampires wear masks. We need to blend in. Yes, sometimes it is annoying when fangs get caught in masks, … Continue reading Answers To Your Questions About Vampires: Pandemic Edition

My 25 year old son laughed. “SCOTUS. It sounds like a body part. Hey, my SCOTUS itches. He had a … Continue reading SCOTUS

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Angel of the Morning Dear Diary, I find myself in a peculiar situation. I believe peculiar is … Continue reading Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Angel of the Morning

Dearest Juliette ~I attempted to post a comment on the blog post about alternate universes but alas, I fear, my … Continue reading Black Holes, Blogging, and More Alternate Universe Theories