Tag: old boyfriends

A Thought Before I Post Anything Else

When I see old boyfriends post stupid things on FaceBook I think, “how an someone voluntarily be an asshole for this long?” ~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman

Short Story Sunday: Two Stories – “Maybe” and “The Offer”

A new story for 2020 Maybe My phone dinged with another text message. I really needed to mute the sound. Jay: I am so sorry about Ryan. Me: Thank you. Jay: I saw your photo. Your still hot. Me: You still can’t spell. Another… Continue Reading “Short Story Sunday: Two Stories – “Maybe” and “The Offer””

Space, Crazy Circus Music and A Perfect Seventy-Eight Degrees

Space, Crazy Circus Music and A Perfect Seventy-Eight Degrees I  was going to dive into to my Friday post but my brain is under attack by such noise, I can hardly explain… I’m in the roller rink for Friday practice. All the skaters are… Continue Reading “Space, Crazy Circus Music and A Perfect Seventy-Eight Degrees”

It was just a thing.

Pleasant Van Dusen. For no reason at all I was thinking about a part of my life that I don’t share with my children or husband – my past life – my very distant past life. Nobody needs to know my entire history with… Continue Reading “It was just a thing.”

Seriously Mom?

  Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you parents out there. Seriously. ~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman

I want you so bad my fangs hurt (and more historically accurate tales of Camelot)

“I want you so bad my fangs hurt.” I whipped around feeling cold breath on my neck. Smiling behind me was non other than my old boyfriend Pleasant Van Dousen.  Yes, HE is the one I made that meme about. Yes, this one. Even… Continue Reading “I want you so bad my fangs hurt (and more historically accurate tales of Camelot)”

Space, Crazy Circus Music and A Perfect Seventy-Eight Degrees

I  was going to dive into to my Friday post but my brain is under attack by such noise, I can hardly explain… I’m in the roller rink for Friday practice. All the skaters are doing beautiful thing with their dance and artistic routines.… Continue Reading “Space, Crazy Circus Music and A Perfect Seventy-Eight Degrees”

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