New Year Resolutions for Vampires
- Avoid bad blood of all forms
- Drink more fresh blood
- Seek out organic blood when you can
- Embrace your inner shadow
- Bring your thoughts into the future
- Embrace the 21st Century
- Get enough sleep
- Try making friends outside of your normal circle (like a Werewolf or a Ghost)
- Help Vampires in Need – those who are clueless or new at this.
New Year Resolutions for Werewolves
- You’re not a dog. Don’t sniff butt. Don’t see yourself short.
- Run proudly even when the moon isn’t full.
- Keep that fur conditioned.
- Go ahead and let that pretty girl scratch your belly.
New Year Resolutions for Silly Vampire Wannabees
- Don’t.
- Don’t even think about it.
- Don’t go there.
New Year Resolutions for Zombies
- Don’t lose your head
- Try not to shuffle your feet so much
- Remember not to mumble
- For an vegetarian option try roasted cauliflower drizzled with a little balsamic vinegar instead of brains
New Year Resolutions for Regular Humans
- Do not under any circumstances fall in love with a Vampire
- Stay healthy and active
- Eat your vegetables every single day
- If you are going to get a pet adopt a shelter or rescue animal.
New Year Resolutions for Parents (of all kinds)
- Talk with your kids.
- LISTEN to your kids.
- Have dinner with your children.
- Tell your children that you love them every single day.
- Stand up for your kids.
- Be aware of what they’re doing.
- Don’t just lecture – discuss issues. They will be open for discussion. They hate being lectured.
- Spend quality time with your kids – just hanging out together.
- Tell them that they are doing good. They need to hear that.
Wishing all of you a happy 2015! May it be a bright, creative and peaceful year for all.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
All good resolutions!
Thanks! Happy New Year (and keep those Zombies out of your kitchen. They’ll just make a mess and never offer to clean up.)
And my kitchen certainly gets messy enough with my slap-hazard cooking as it is! 😀
I think I need to resolve to do more research on vampirism.
Explore my blog and you’ll learn everything you need to know about Vampires.
Also check out the blog: http://mariwells.wordpress.com
Mari has a Vampirepedia of fun facts about Vampire lore around the world.
Interesting. (And the Zombie resolutions made me giggle – of course…) How about the “Resolutions for Water nymphs? – Don’t splash water when you’re trying to lure a ship into a reef: Don’t lose your hair when you do your annual skinning, you know it’s very valuable; don’t play with sharks – not even baby ones: No magic when relaxing next to a vampire or he’ll find out who you are… *chuckle*)
Good advice and good resolutions. I’ll pass that on to the Selkies and ask them to send this link to the Water Nymphs. And yes, the DO need to be careful around those Vampire males. Even I have to be careful around them (they’re such paranormal players sometimes.) 🙂
Reblogged this on Mari Wells and commented:
Thanks to Juliette, AKA Vampire Maman, I have some resolutions I can keep.
I’m sure there’s something here for you too. 😃
Thank you for reblogging!
I love these! I’ll be focusing on the first segment and the last. 😄 I’ll send the wolves over to check out your list for them too. Tomorrow is the Full moon 😉
Thank you for the shout out. ❤️
It is a beautiful full moon! I think I can hear those wolves howling! Send them on over! Thanks Mari – and I am always glad to give you a shout out!
It is the Wolf’s Moon tonight. I’m sure they will be keeping an eye on all of us. 😉
This was brilliant!
Wow. Thank you. And thank you so much for dropping by. 🙂
You are very welcome. I’m excited to read more. 🙂