Rules of the Hunt for Vampire Teens – Be Safe! Be Smart!
I can’t stress enough how important it is that our teens follow the RULES. My son Garrett, along with his … Continue reading Rules of the Hunt for Vampire Teens – Be Safe! Be Smart!
Category: Parenting
Public Service Announcement on Behalf of My 16 Year Old Vampire Son
My 16 year old Garrett and his best buddy Randy get frustrated and at times stupidly amused by the way … Continue reading Public Service Announcement on Behalf of My 16 Year Old Vampire Son
Not just a vacation but a MOMCATION
I need, not just a vacation but a MOMCATION. With the three-day weekend coming up (Labor Day) I’ve been thinking … Continue reading Not just a vacation but a MOMCATION
Bullies and Jerks – Vampire Mom is not amused.
This year Janie is being picked on again by one of the stupid Bully Jerks. When this Bully Jerk boy … Continue reading Bullies and Jerks – Vampire Mom is not amused.
Hopes and Fears of a Modern Vampire Mom
Sometimes Vampire Maman needs to muse. Tonight was the semi finals for America’s Got Talent – we’re happy, well ok … Continue reading Hopes and Fears of a Modern Vampire Mom
Embracing Ignorance – A Dangerous Game
Embracing IGNORANCE seems to be all the rage but there are consequences. Embracing IGNORANCE will get you: A serious STD … Continue reading Embracing Ignorance – A Dangerous Game
Sleep – taunts me like an unfaithful lover
You are there beside me In the darkness My hand touches your shoulder Quiet as the dead Lost in your … Continue reading Sleep – taunts me like an unfaithful lover
Words of Wisdom for the 21st Century Vampire
More rules to live by: Capes. Really? They get in the way and look silly – especially black with red … Continue reading Words of Wisdom for the 21st Century Vampire
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