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Falling into order but missing the edge.
Cats, family, Parenting

Falling into order but missing the edge.

“Falling into order but missing the edge,” my son said to me. Then he told me about it over the … Continue reading Falling into order but missing the edge.

Empty Nest: Make this a place worth living in
Empty Nest, Opinion, Parenting, Politics, Vampires, Women's Rights

Empty Nest: Make this a place worth living in

As a parent, I never ever imagined that young people would be as angry as they are now. I mean, … Continue reading Empty Nest: Make this a place worth living in

Manners, Blood, Stains, And How to Remove Them (But not the manners…don’t ever remove the manners)
Laundry, Life Hacks, Manners, Parenting, Vampires

Manners, Blood, Stains, And How to Remove Them (But not the manners…don’t ever remove the manners)

I agree with that statement 100% but if you do happen to get blood on your clothing, say from someone … Continue reading Manners, Blood, Stains, And How to Remove Them (But not the manners…don’t ever remove the manners)

Vampire 101: Removing Blood and Red Wine Stains (file this under ADULTING)
blood, Coffee, Empty Nest, Laundry, Parenting, Parenting Adults, Vampires, Wine

Vampire 101: Removing Blood and Red Wine Stains (file this under ADULTING)

Now that both of my kids are out of the house I am not longer there for them when they … Continue reading Vampire 101: Removing Blood and Red Wine Stains (file this under ADULTING)

There is no excuse for rudeness (even to a Vampire or a Werewolf)
Vampires

There is no excuse for rudeness (even to a Vampire or a Werewolf)

I first published this post in 2013 and thought it needed a second look. Feel free to forward it to … Continue reading There is no excuse for rudeness (even to a Vampire or a Werewolf)

White Noise
Adulthood, Adventures in Parenting, Empty Nest, Fiction, Parenting, Relationships, Short Story, Vampires

White Noise

I missed Short Story Sunday yesterday. I used to write a story each Sunday while I was at my daughter’s … Continue reading White Noise

Savor
Being an adult, Musings, Parenthood, Parenting, Parenting Adults, Vampires

Savor

As I walked downstairs from my bedroom I wondered how many tons of cat vomit is flushed down toilets each … Continue reading Savor

Crawl Space (and Thoughts on Halloween, Parenting, and Vampires)
Being an adult, Daily Life, Halloween, Parenting, Siblings, Vampires

Crawl Space (and Thoughts on Halloween, Parenting, and Vampires)

Crawl Space I took off my sweater and handed it to my brother Aaron. There was no way I was … Continue reading Crawl Space (and Thoughts on Halloween, Parenting, and Vampires)

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