College Dazed…
“Hey Mom?” “Hey Garrett?” “Do you mind if I bring my easel to school?” “No, not at all. If you … Continue reading College Dazed…
Tag: advice
A Vampire Gives a Commencement Speech (times three)
I graduated from a somewhat prestigious university but did not attend the graduation ceremony. Nobody seemed interested in attending. In fact … Continue reading A Vampire Gives a Commencement Speech (times three)
Don’t haunt yourself (because real ghost are bad enough)
Let me tell you about ghosts. I hate ghosts. They’re sneaky dishonest depressed creatures that have neither body nor soul. … Continue reading Don’t haunt yourself (because real ghost are bad enough)
The Answer Will Always Be NO (listen to the cat and the Vampire)
The answer will ALWAYS be NO. Now, right NOW, go to your Smart Phone. I know you all have the … Continue reading The Answer Will Always Be NO (listen to the cat and the Vampire)
Dangers of a Non-Contact Lifestyles (or taking the bite out of being politically correct)
We’ve always had our strict codes of ethics among our kind, but the modern political correctness worries me. Everyone eventually … Continue reading Dangers of a Non-Contact Lifestyles (or taking the bite out of being politically correct)
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