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Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)
New Year Resolutions, Parenting, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies

Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)

New Year Resolutions for Vampires Avoid bad blood of all forms Drink more fresh blood Seek out organic blood when … Continue reading Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)

Comets, Giant Space Cats and Vampires in Space
Cats in space, Comets, humor, Science, Silly Stuff, Space, Vampires

Comets, Giant Space Cats and Vampires in Space

I’ve posted a lot of amazing and astounding photos of space on my blog so get ready for more… brace … Continue reading Comets, Giant Space Cats and Vampires in Space

What is your Vampire (or Werewolf) Style?
Fashion, humor, Style, Vampire Style, Vampires, Werewolf

What is your Vampire (or Werewolf) Style?

Style. Vampires are known for it. Others are not. That said, we all have our own personal style. Mine has … Continue reading What is your Vampire (or Werewolf) Style?

Cut and Color: Werewolf and Mermaid Halloween Creatures
art, Creative Fun, Halloween, Mermaids, Paper Dolls, Vampires, Werewolves

Cut and Color: Werewolf and Mermaid Halloween Creatures

Oh my gosh tomorrow is HALLOWEEN! Time is flying like bats out of a cave so I grabbed my pencil … Continue reading Cut and Color: Werewolf and Mermaid Halloween Creatures

Vampire Small Talk
Halloween, Random, Small Talk, Vampire Culture, Vampires

Vampire Small Talk

“She just stood there,” my brother Val told me. “Her neck exposed and her hair swept up. When she turned around … Continue reading Vampire Small Talk

Cold lips touched with blood – getting ready for Halloween with comments from the peanut gallery.
Bad Poetry, Countdown to Halloween, Halloween, Parenting, Vampires

Cold lips touched with blood – getting ready for Halloween with comments from the peanut gallery.

Oh deathly pale With cold lips Kissed with red The blood of the living Brings your heart Alive For the … Continue reading Cold lips touched with blood – getting ready for Halloween with comments from the peanut gallery.

Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?
Culture, Daily Life, humor, Musings, Perfect Match, relationships, TV, Vampires

Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?

My house is full of teenagers catching up on TV today. They’re watching the MTV show “Are You The One.” … Continue reading Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?

More answers (about Modern Vampires)
Answers, Being Yourself, Cats, Gothic, Gothic Romance, Lists, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Vampire, Vampire Culture, Vampires, Werewolves

More answers (about Modern Vampires)

I’m nice to all of my donors. Yes, donors are people I get blood from. You have to be practical. … Continue reading More answers (about Modern Vampires)

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