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California Squirrel
animals, Backyard Wildlife, Daily Life, Nature, Squirrels, Vampires

California Squirrel

Hey – my squirrel is featured on a FAMOUS SQUIRREL BLOG. You can’t be a proper Vampire if you don’t … Continue reading California Squirrel

How to motivate your cat – yeah right like that is ever going to happen
animals, Behavior, Cats, humor, Pets, Short Story Links, Vampires

How to motivate your cat – yeah right like that is ever going to happen

Our cats do bad things. We love our cats. Does that make any sense? So the cats scratch the furniture. … Continue reading How to motivate your cat – yeah right like that is ever going to happen

How do you explain? What we talked about with our kids this morning.
animals, Culture, Family Time, News, Parenting, Parenting Teens, Vampires

How do you explain? What we talked about with our kids this morning.

This morning the radio was on and my kids and I talked about news and life and what is going … Continue reading How do you explain? What we talked about with our kids this morning.

Watch your bed
animals, Behavior, Cats, Desires, Dogs, Friendship, Pets, Photography, Poetry

Watch your bed

Watch for those you love Slumbers not to be disturbed Even if he steals your bed Watch in peace And … Continue reading Watch your bed

But she was our worthless dog and we loved her…
animals, Cats, Dogs, Gothic, Musings, Parenting, Pets, Reflection, Vampires

But she was our worthless dog and we loved her…

My dog is so sweet. A 45-pound animal covered with white fun. She looks like the cross between a wolf … Continue reading But she was our worthless dog and we loved her…

Rain and Frogs
animals, Frogs, Gothic, Inspiration, life, Musings, Nature, Nighttime, Parenting, Quiet time, reflections, Vampires

Rain and Frogs

It is dark as dark. Pitch dark. The rain is coming down. The wind is howling through the trees. And … Continue reading Rain and Frogs

You wait at my door…
animals, Cats, Desires, Ghosts, Gothic, Musings, Poems, Poetry, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampires

You wait at my door…

You wait at my door, Your bite still fresh, Your cries Your pleading Your banging The scratching Your love Astounds … Continue reading You wait at my door…

animals, Cats, Daily Life, life, Parenting, Pets, Vampire, Vampires

I hate my cats

The same people who fear Vampires allow these horrible beasts into their homes. After my cats have gone to the … Continue reading I hate my cats

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