Why can’t you be more like beer?

“Why can’t you be more like beer?” And other stupid things human guys say. I hear a lot about young … Continue reading Why can’t you be more like beer?

Night of the Living Dead – Ex-boyfriend Version

“It should have clued me off when he started telling me about what a weird teenager he was. I’m not … Continue reading Night of the Living Dead – Ex-boyfriend Version

Now that my son is in a constant romantic fog at age 16 and my 13 year old daughter is … Continue reading Teens, Relationships, Love (and somewhere in there PARENTS)

I would walk miles Through the snow Barefoot For your smile. I found that in the dryer on a crisp … Continue reading All my teenage son wants for Christmas (and it isn’t a video game)

Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires but it works for everyone) My brother Val is visiting for the weekend. … Continue reading Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)

My friend Kelly (a regular human) and I saw a bumper sticker that read: Real Men Don’t Pressure Women to … Continue reading REAL MEN don’t pressure women…

She stood by the trees Green leaves glowing in sunlight Hope and desire glows From her perfect skin Her blonde … Continue reading A Vampire Teen – Love Poems and Letting Go (in honor of National Poetry Day)

School has started again and teens, especially those in High School (vampire or regular human) are looking for love. As … Continue reading Beware Emotional Vampires – an important message for teens.