The Answer Will Always Be NO (listen to the cat and the Vampire)
The answer will ALWAYS be NO. Now, right NOW, go to your Smart Phone. I know you all have the … Continue reading The Answer Will Always Be NO (listen to the cat and the Vampire)
Category: Vampires
Visit from a stranger…
It was raining, we were out in the rain, at a mall, in the dark. The kids needed jeans. They … Continue reading Visit from a stranger…
Do it like you’re screaming out the truck window
Reposted from May 2012 Even vampire kids have sports and one of ours is roller skating. Not Roller Derby, but … Continue reading Do it like you’re screaming out the truck window
Full Moon Wanderings With Jasmine
You wait at my door…
You wait at my door, Your bite still fresh, Your cries Your pleading Your banging The scratching Your love Astounds … Continue reading You wait at my door…
How does a Vampire convert…
Someone did a search to find my blog with the words “how does a vampire convert”. Damned if I’m going … Continue reading How does a Vampire convert…
The Road to Hell (a visit from my ghost)
The storm outside has calmed down for a while so I went outside to see if any trees had come … Continue reading The Road to Hell (a visit from my ghost)
Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)
Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires but it works for everyone) My brother Val is visiting for the weekend. … Continue reading Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)
Vampire Maman 