Why can’t you be more like beer?

“Why can’t you be more like beer?” And other stupid things human guys say. I hear a lot about young … Continue reading Why can’t you be more like beer?

Back-to-school and musings about growing up and being a Vampire

Due to several years of elementary school dress codes my children both abhor khaki pants and polo shirts. They both … Continue reading Back-to-school and musings about growing up and being a Vampire

I’m going off to the woods to howl at the moon (just kidding I’m a Vampire not a Werewolf), hike, … Continue reading Yes, I dated that guy… and other random thoughts

“I had no idea your Uncle Max was a Vampire,” my husband Teddy said when he spoke of his … Continue reading Vampire University

They grow And explore The wonders Of the universe If we let them. Then they explore The wonders of their … Continue reading Exploring the Wonders…

Before you read the rest of this I want you to know that I adore men. I absolutely adore them… … Continue reading Women in history, religion and stupid ignorant people (let me rant a bit.)

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The Child (A Short Unspectacular Vampire Story) “I don’t get them at all. What is it… Continue reading Short Story Sunday: The Child

In the darkness Ancient and cool In the heat Of blistering summer Waiting for night Dreaming of winter And … Continue reading Vampire verse and musings on technology (more like, you know, weird random thoughts)