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Tag: boys are stupid

Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)
Adventures in Parenting, Modern Life, Parenting, Parenting Teens, Teens, Vampires

Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)

(Reposted from July 2015. The kids are all grown up now but this is still funny…at least to me)   … Continue reading Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)

Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)
Modern Life, Motherhood, Parenting, Teens

Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)

Girl Child (age 16): I’d hate myself if I was a teenage boy. I am so glad I’m a girl. … Continue reading Just talking about teens (Boys are Stupid: Part 28)

Philosophers v.s. Teenage Boys and Other Musings on High School
Education, High School, Musings, Parenting, Teen Brains, Teenage Boys, Teens

Philosophers v.s. Teenage Boys and Other Musings on High School

High School is better this year – in 10th grade. My 15 year old is still complaining about bad behavior … Continue reading Philosophers v.s. Teenage Boys and Other Musings on High School

Guys are stupid
Culture, High School, Parenting, Teens

Guys are stupid

Clara (15): If a guy hangs out with girls other guys call him a fag. If a guy never hangs … Continue reading Guys are stupid

When they know you’re a Vampire…
Gothic, High School, Musings, Parenting, Teens, Vampires

When they know you’re a Vampire…

Vlad to see you. That joke stopped being funny a long time ago. Last summer I have every intention of … Continue reading When they know you’re a Vampire…

A new meaning for “Junk” mail …or… OMG is that what I think it is?
High School, Junk Mail, Parenting, Selfies, Social Media, Teens

A new meaning for “Junk” mail …or… OMG is that what I think it is?

____________________________ My daughter (age 14) informed me that at least 600 of the 1,000 boys at her school have sent … Continue reading A new meaning for “Junk” mail …or… OMG is that what I think it is?

Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)
Advice, dating, Desires, Girls, Gothic, Horror, humor, life, love, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Romance, Teens, Vampire, Vampires

Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)

Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires but it works for everyone) My brother Val is visiting for the weekend. … Continue reading Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)

Top 5 Answers – Questions Middle School Girls Ask Their Dads
Girls, humor, Middle School, Parenting, Teens, Vampires

Top 5 Answers – Questions Middle School Girls Ask Their Dads

Hey dads out there. Don’t worry about questions your 12-14 year old girls ask you. There are FIVE basic answers … Continue reading Top 5 Answers – Questions Middle School Girls Ask Their Dads

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