Hey Mom, have you ever converted anyone into a Vampire?
Hey Mom, have you ever converted anyone into a vampire? Well, um, as a matter a fact… As a vampire … Continue reading Hey Mom, have you ever converted anyone into a Vampire?
Hey Mom, have you ever converted anyone into a vampire? Well, um, as a matter a fact… As a vampire … Continue reading Hey Mom, have you ever converted anyone into a Vampire?
Someone once told me that the best gift a vampire can give to his children is to “love their mother.” … Continue reading Vampire Husband – Vampire Dad
It ran after me through the woods. We’re not invincible like regular humans try to make us out to be. … Continue reading My Vampire Dad
Questions for the Vampire Mom who is in sort of a pissy and uncreative mood tonight…. Do you like being … Continue reading What not to ask Vampire Maman. Answer: Nothing stupid.
There is nothing so discerning than sitting on your deck and glancing over to the yard next door and seeing … Continue reading Vampire Hunters & other creatures of the night (or we’re pretty normal so just leave us alone)
I dropped my mom off at the airport tonight. I doubt if anyone knew she was my mom. Maybe my … Continue reading Vampire Maman muses about the human capacity for love.
We were piled up like dogs on the couch tonight watching America’s Got Talent. There were some good acts but … Continue reading Are there vampires on America’s Got Talent? My vampire kids want to know.
She stood by the trees Green leaves glowing in sunlight Hope and desire glows From her perfect skin Her blonde … Continue reading A normal vampire teen – love poems and letting go