I’ve been seriously thinking about starting up the ever so popular Burning Questions series on this blog again. For those of you who are new here, it is where I ask a question and YOU answer.
In the meantime here are Twenty Five Burning Questions I can’t answer, don’t want to answer, or will not answer.
Why would anyone marry someone with children who don’t like them?
Why would anyone marry something with children they don’t like?
Why would anyone marry someone with children who don’t like them?
Why would you marry someone who doesn’t like your kids?
Why won’t you turn me into a vampire?
Why would anyone who wants children marry someone who doesn’t?
Why would someone who doesn’t want children marry someone who wants children?
Why do people adopt animals with no intention on keeping them forever?
Why do people treat children badly just because the parents are assholes?
What Hogwarts house do you belong to?
What would your Superpower be?
Batman or Superman?
Why don’t your socks match?
Where do socks go after you put them in the dryer?
What is the deal with middle aged men and their leaf blowers?
What is it with some politician’s wives and daughters and the obsessions with wearing 7-8 inch hooker heels?
Don’t men realize how stupid and pathetic they look with their much younger trophy wives?
Don’t trophy wives realize how stupid and pathetic everyone thinks they are?
Why do dogs beg to out to pee in the middle of the night in the rain then refuse to pee?
Why are cats such assholes?
Why are some people afraid to talk to their children?
Why does the media think precocious brats are cute?
What the fuck is wrong with people who say, “everything happens for a reason?”
Why do you blog about Vampires?
Why do you capitalize Vampire on this blog?
What if your child was gay?
As you can tell some of these questions have answers. Think about it, especially if you’ve been reading my blog for a while. I take parenting seriously. If your kids don’t come first then why did you have them in the first place? Everyone has to be selfish but not at the expense of your children. If you want to fuck up your kids it isn’t your business – it is their business and they will hate you forever for it. They might not tell you but they will. That’s all. Yes, I’m an old judgmental Vampire, but this is my blog and my kids turned out great and so I can write what I want.
Stay safe. Wear your mask. Be kind. Help and check in on those who are elderly or might need extra help. Talk to your kids. Hug your dog. Let your cat in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out. And most important of all…kiss a Vampire.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 