Parenting is like a story problem…

Sometimes parenting, and life in general, is like one of those story problems in math. Joe is going to the … Continue reading Parenting is like a story problem…

Musings on Opera, Driving and Mom Time

I remember when my kids were babies I used to read blogs and articles that gave useless advice to busy … Continue reading Musings on Opera, Driving and Mom Time

A year ago, and over 400 posts ago, I started Vampire Maman – Musings of a Modern Vampire Mom. In … Continue reading A year ago I started Vampire Maman…

Love your kids. Talk with your kids. Have fun with your kids. Make sure they wear sunscreen every single day … Continue reading No Fooling! Truths straight from the mouth of a Modern Vampire Mom.

Since the invention of metal spoons humans have been hanging spoons off of their noses. Really. I kid you not. … Continue reading Why something simple like hanging a spoon on your nose is important (to a Vampire Teen)

Did you know that tattling is just another form of bullying? Yes it is. Write that down. Tattoo it on … Continue reading Teen Tattlers – Just another name for BULLY

With all the debate on having kids and working my answer is: Yes. And the other answer is: Yes it is … Continue reading With all the debate on having kids and working my answer is…

Charity Events My husband and I go to a lot of charity event. You know those events where somebody talks, … Continue reading Charity Auctions, Murder Mystery Parties, Vampires and BB Guns