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Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)
New Year Resolutions, Parenting, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies

Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)

New Year Resolutions for Vampires Avoid bad blood of all forms Drink more fresh blood Seek out organic blood when … Continue reading Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)

New Games and Other Random Thoughts
Being Mom, Blogging, Games, Ghosts, Musings, Parenting, Random thoughts, Teens, Vampires

New Games and Other Random Thoughts

We’re still in the throes of the holiday season and my kids are still excited.  Don’t take offense to what … Continue reading New Games and Other Random Thoughts

Vampire Diary
Cats, Confused, life, Teens, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary

Dear Diary, I am plagued by the attentions of silly teenaged girls. How can I explain to them that I … Continue reading Vampire Diary

Fa la la la la la Pigladillo
art, Evil Squirrel, humor, Opera, Pigladillo, Vampires, Woodland Creatures

Fa la la la la la Pigladillo

When I arrived home this afternoon my brother Andy (Andrew) had already arrived for the weekend. I love it when … Continue reading Fa la la la la la Pigladillo

Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)
Christmas, Christmas Stories, Elves, Fiction, humor, Short Stories, Short Story Sunday

Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)

Originally posted on Vampire Maman:
I am honored to share a Christmas Story from my friend David. Prepare yourself for a… Continue reading Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)

December is FINALLY here. Time for Vampire and Gothic Cheer!
Christmas, Christmas Songs, December, Gothic, Gothic Christmas, Gothic Holidays, Sing-a-long, Vampire, Vampire Christmas, Vampire Holidays, Vampires

December is FINALLY here. Time for Vampire and Gothic Cheer!

December is FINALLY here. Time for Vampire and Gothic Cheer! This month will be a regular Advent Calendar of Vampire … Continue reading December is FINALLY here. Time for Vampire and Gothic Cheer!

Stephen King and Monet in Space
High School, humor, Parenting, Parenting Teens, Stephen King, Teen Culture, Teenagers

Stephen King and Monet in Space

Yesterday my 15 year old daughter Clara told me about a conversation she had in school with another girl. Girl: … Continue reading Stephen King and Monet in Space

What is your Vampire (or Werewolf) Style?
Fashion, humor, Style, Vampire Style, Vampires, Werewolf

What is your Vampire (or Werewolf) Style?

Style. Vampires are known for it. Others are not. That said, we all have our own personal style. Mine has … Continue reading What is your Vampire (or Werewolf) Style?

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