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Vegan Vampires
Gothic, humor, Lifestyle, modern living, Vampires

Vegan Vampires

    OK my brother Val finally figured it out how to be a Vegan Vampire. Don’t eat animals. Only … Continue reading Vegan Vampires

Cateclipsemic Event!
Cats, Cats in space, Eclipse, humor, Moon, Space

Cateclipsemic Event!

On April 29, the moon will be eclipsed by Earth’s shadow along with the shadow of my cat Oscar. This … Continue reading Cateclipsemic Event!

Retreats, Re-treats and a Vampire’s Thoughts on Writing
Busy Moms, Musings, Rants, Snarky, Vampires, Writing

Retreats, Re-treats and a Vampire’s Thoughts on Writing

Once upon a time, I kissed a Vampire. I wore a bustle dress but he did not have wings. It … Continue reading Retreats, Re-treats and a Vampire’s Thoughts on Writing

Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?
Culture, Daily Life, humor, Musings, Perfect Match, relationships, TV, Vampires

Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?

My house is full of teenagers catching up on TV today. They’re watching the MTV show “Are You The One.” … Continue reading Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?

March Madness, Laundry and Vampires
Basketball, Guys, humor, March Madness, Marriage, Parents, Passion, relationships, Sports, Vampires

March Madness, Laundry and Vampires

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My husband is watching basketball. March Madness. I’m thinking more like March Insanity because I find… Continue reading March Madness, Laundry and Vampires

Vampire Maman Bonus Post: 2-Second TV Reviews
Culture, entertainment, Leisure, modern living, reviews, Television, TV, TV Reviews

Vampire Maman Bonus Post: 2-Second TV Reviews

2-Second TV reviews Don’t tell me that you don’t watch TV because I know you do. I know you aren’t … Continue reading Vampire Maman Bonus Post: 2-Second TV Reviews

Lost Keys and Lies
Busy Mom, Ghosts, humor, Lies, vampire fun, Vampires

Lost Keys and Lies

Every have one of those days when getting out of the house seems nearly impossible? I couldn’t find my keys … Continue reading Lost Keys and Lies

You’re not wearing that are you?
Adventures in Parenting, Clothing, Fashion, Kids, Parenting, Silly Drawings, Teens

You’re not wearing that are you?

This morning I looked at my teens and wondered “what the Hell were they thinking?” I’ve prided myself in having … Continue reading You’re not wearing that are you?

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