Vegan Vampires
OK my brother Val finally figured it out how to be a Vegan Vampire. Don’t eat animals. Only … Continue reading Vegan Vampires
Tag: vampire humor
Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?
Vampires usually don’t do fast food but sometimes we find a nice diner or a nice owner of a diner… … Continue reading Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?
More answers (about Modern Vampires)
I’m nice to all of my donors. Yes, donors are people I get blood from. You have to be practical. … Continue reading More answers (about Modern Vampires)
Having Questions About Vampires?
Answers to stupid questions regular folks ask about Vampires: No, bats don’t make good pets. They’ll die. Don’t do it. … Continue reading Having Questions About Vampires?
Another Scary Night of America’s Got Talent with Vampire Iced Tea
UPDATE: Our votes went to… CMYK The Olate Dogs They were exceptional groups and it will be INSANE if they … Continue reading Another Scary Night of America’s Got Talent with Vampire Iced Tea
New Facebook Page for Juliette aka Vampire Mom
I now have my own Facebook page. Put in a friend request and get all the latest news from Vampire … Continue reading New Facebook Page for Juliette aka Vampire Mom
A Vampire walked into a bar…
A Vampire walked into a bar with a bat on his shoulder. The bartender said “You ought to take that … Continue reading A Vampire walked into a bar…
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