Advice for Everyone Dear Juliette (Ask A Vampire) is a regular Thursday feature on Vampiremaman.com These are real questions from … Continue reading Dear Juliette (Ask A Vampire): Advice for Everyone
Ask A Vampire Dear Juliette, I want to become a Vampire in the worst way. How do I make it … Continue reading Ask A Vampire
You can live forever. You can look like you’re 26 forever. You can know everything. But you are only young … Continue reading A Vampire Muses on Youth
Halloween is almost here and that means scary stuff. Unfortunately not all scary stuff is fun. A while back, a … Continue reading Attack of the Clones (or “Mom somebody is copying me”)
I’m going to rant and rave right now so if you want a happy Vampire story go to the bottom … Continue reading False Positive Messages
“It should have clued me off when he started telling me about what a weird teenager he was. I’m not … Continue reading Night of the Living Dead – Ex-boyfriend Version
Favorite Punchlines (add any joke, they all work HA HA HA): Look a talking dog! You going to eat that? … Continue reading Punchlines (and a funny story about love letters)
Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.) You’re going … Continue reading Things to never say to a Vampire (for those who lack filters of common courtesy and polite society.)
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