There is nothing so discerning than sitting on your deck and glancing over to the yard next door and seeing … Continue reading Vampire Hunters & other creatures of the night (or we’re pretty normal so just leave us alone)
She stood by the trees Green leaves glowing in sunlight Hope and desire glows From her perfect skin Her blonde … Continue reading A normal vampire teen – love poems and letting go
Tonight Teddy and I are watching America’s Got Talent with the kids. And low and behold the first act that … Continue reading Cocktails – Vampire Style (while we watch America’s Got Talent with the kids)
My 12 year old daughter scanned me up and down then said “You’ve always been a vampire. You were never … Continue reading Musings of a vampire middle school kid…and don’t forget America’s Got Talent starts tonight!
The weather is warming up and more than a hint of summer is in the air. I sat with my … Continue reading Excuse me? You want to convert your girlfriend into a vampire?
Thank you so much to everyone who has been visiting Vampire Maman. My goal is to entertain (always), inform and … Continue reading Vampire Maman Wants to Know!
Why don’t they like us? Why do they fear us? Sounds like other people in the news lately. The key … Continue reading “Mom, why are they afraid of vampires like us?” Answer coming soon.
Face it – kids like to snack, especially teens. Unfortunately our vampire kids can’t process a lot of gluten or … Continue reading Healthy Snacks for Your Vampire Teen!
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