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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth…
Ghosts, Girls, Gothic, Horror, Vampire, vampire fashion, Vampire Maman, Vampire moms, vampire teens, Vampires, Victorian, Vintage

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth…

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Do it like you’re screaming out the truck window
Daily Life, family, Girls, life, modern living, Parenting, Roller Skating, Teens, Vampires

Do it like you’re screaming out the truck window

Reposted from May 2012 Even vampire kids have sports and one of ours is roller skating. Not Roller Derby, but … Continue reading Do it like you’re screaming out the truck window

Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)
Advice, dating, Desires, Girls, Gothic, Horror, humor, life, love, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Romance, Teens, Vampire, Vampires

Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)

Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires but it works for everyone) My brother Val is visiting for the weekend. … Continue reading Uncle Val’s Advice on Women (for Vampires and everyone else)

The Eyes of Fashion
Culture, Fashion, fashion 1850's, fashion 1860's, Ghosts, Girls, Gothic Fashion, History, Musings, Paranormal Romance, Romance, Steampunk Fashion, Vampire, vampire fashion, Vampires, Victorian, Victorian Fashion, Victorian photography, Vintage, well dressed vampire

The Eyes of Fashion

The eyes of fashion are always upon us. They watch in judgment. Years from now they won’t remember or understand … Continue reading The Eyes of Fashion

REAL MEN don’t pressure women…
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REAL MEN don’t pressure women…

My friend Kelly (a regular human) and I saw a bumper sticker that read: Real Men Don’t Pressure Women to … Continue reading REAL MEN don’t pressure women…

The Most Frightening Thing In The World!!!!
Daily Life, family, Girls, Halloween, Middle School, Parenting, Teens, Vampires

The Most Frightening Thing In The World!!!!

  I had the best intentions of posting a bevy of wonderful Halloween postings. I had plans for scary stories, … Continue reading The Most Frightening Thing In The World!!!!

Top 5 Answers – Questions Middle School Girls Ask Their Dads
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Top 5 Answers – Questions Middle School Girls Ask Their Dads

Hey dads out there. Don’t worry about questions your 12-14 year old girls ask you. There are FIVE basic answers … Continue reading Top 5 Answers – Questions Middle School Girls Ask Their Dads

family, Girls, Middle School, Parenting, Teens

Middle School 101 – Life isn’t fair. Brown Nosers, Shallow Geekery and Nepotism

Someone is hating Middle School because a teacher accused her of copying work (which she did not). So now the … Continue reading Middle School 101 – Life isn’t fair. Brown Nosers, Shallow Geekery and Nepotism

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