America’s Got Talent and Vampire Nuts (Wild Card Night – Sweet Goth guy is back and so is the lame nuts guy)

Vampire Rules to Live By

Vampire Words to live by. Can’t think of a witty introduction. Just read it and FOLLOW the rules. If they … Continue reading Vampire Rules to Live By

Welcome to the world of the Vampire mom. We hope to offer a safe place for information on parenting the … Continue reading A Modern Vampire Mom

“When I was your age…” you tell your vampire teen, knowing they’ll listen to your every world. Excuse me while … Continue reading Relating to your vampire teen: Modernize your attitude along with your mouth!

The YouTube video portion of the America’s Got Talent for 2012 was, well, a bit lame. No it was a … Continue reading America’s Got Talent YouTube Show Falls Short But Ends on a Big HIGH!

Middle School starts back up tomorrow. I could stop right there and say “Good blog post”. The thought of Middle … Continue reading Middle School for Vampires

Like a tornado BACK TO SCHOOL shopping is upon us. And NO we can’t get all of your shirts at … Continue reading Vampire Mom Kills World’s Most Annoying Couple (she wishes)