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Parenting is like a story problem…
life, Math, modern living, Musings, Parenting, Parenting Teens, Vampires

Parenting is like a story problem…

Sometimes parenting, and life in general, is like one of those story problems in math. Joe is going to the … Continue reading Parenting is like a story problem…

Night Coach (or what happens when I try to write Vampire Mommy Porn)
Gothic, Gothic Romance, Mommy Porn, Paranormal Romance, Romance, Short Stories, Sports, Vampires, Writing

Night Coach (or what happens when I try to write Vampire Mommy Porn)

You’d think with all my talk about being nice and being a good parent who sends her kids to the … Continue reading Night Coach (or what happens when I try to write Vampire Mommy Porn)

Watch your bed
animals, Behavior, Cats, Desires, Dogs, Friendship, Pets, Photography, Poetry

Watch your bed

Watch for those you love Slumbers not to be disturbed Even if he steals your bed Watch in peace And … Continue reading Watch your bed

Charity Auctions, Murder Mystery Parties, Vampires and BB Guns
Culture, Gothic, humor, modern living, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Random Posting, Role Playing, Teens, Vampires

Charity Auctions, Murder Mystery Parties, Vampires and BB Guns

Charity Events My husband and I go to a lot of charity event. You know those events where somebody talks, … Continue reading Charity Auctions, Murder Mystery Parties, Vampires and BB Guns

Watching Catfish and Vampires…
Daily Life, Family Time, Gothic, humor, Marriage, modern living, Parenting, Romance, Teens, TV, Vampire, Vampires

Watching Catfish and Vampires…

My teens started to watch Catfish the MTV show based on the documentary. If you haven’t seen the show this … Continue reading Watching Catfish and Vampires…

Deliciously Random Bites
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Deliciously Random Bites

Deliciously Random Bites Most Vampires have A+ (positive) blood. Don’t ask me why. It is what it is. Vampires like … Continue reading Deliciously Random Bites

Gothic, humor, Vampire, Vampire moms, Vampires

A Vampire walked into a bar…

A Vampire walked into a bar with a bat on his shoulder. The bartender said “You ought to take that … Continue reading A Vampire walked into a bar…

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A Modern Vampire Mom

Welcome to the world of the Vampire mom. We hope to offer a safe place for information on parenting the … Continue reading A Modern Vampire Mom

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