A Vampire Walks Into A Bar…

Vampire Punch Lines: Tell that to me when the sun comes up. Fangs for nothing. They were all NECKed. The … Continue reading A Vampire Walks Into A Bar…

Are you going to be a real ghost or just a guy with a sheet over his head?

I hear expressions coming from the mouths of my son and his friends like “man up.” That means to well, … Continue reading Are you going to be a real ghost or just a guy with a sheet over his head?

Looking for Vampires? People want to know about Vampires and so it only makes sense that so many of them … Continue reading Searching for Vampires and Love Letters (and a monkey on your knee)

“It should have clued me off when he started telling me about what a weird teenager he was. I’m not … Continue reading Night of the Living Dead – Ex-boyfriend Version

Vampires usually don’t do fast food but sometimes we find a nice diner or a nice owner of a diner… … Continue reading Roadkill… I um, mean, where are we going to eat while we’re traveling?

Got a question about Vampires? I have some answers. Because Vampire men refuse to wear spandex bodysuits. Let me put … Continue reading Answers about Vampires – Summer Edition

Favorite Punchlines (add any joke, they all work HA HA HA): Look a talking dog! You going to eat that? … Continue reading Punchlines (and a funny story about love letters)